And the point goes to Bob on this one ... even though I don't remember you listing "fool wife" as one of the positive attributes of purchasing matching kite patterns.
........Also with four, (to the untrained eye), identical kites the wife has no idea how much money I have spent.....
Well you can only stretch this one so far, you can get away with telling her you only have two when
the third arrives but passing a bag full of as two, is pushing your luck a bit.
But then, being a postman they usually get to me before they get home and by the time you have a bag full the Mrs has given up anyway.