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#101 Sailor99

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:47 PM

Sometimes I get the feeling that Monty Python is more of a British documentary

Not at all. It was set in Judea, AD33, Saturday afternoon, about tea time.
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:16 AM

Sometimes I get the feeling that Monty Python is more of a British documentary than just a comedy ...

Geeez,
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Umm, the Monty Python show was actually a reality tv show.
While I was doing this http://steel.ced.ber...p;page=1#Item_0
at Felixstowe docks here in the UK the dock security chaps were dancing around on the dock edge bashing each other with a large fish.
If you are taking anything remotely seriously here it means you have been caught by someone writing out tickets.


Edited by Harrier, 30 May 2009 - 12:26 AM.


#103 Scott_of_melnsct

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 04:16 AM

Judging by your hover, I'd have to assume your ................. :devil:

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I don't think this needs to be here, or any public forum. There's a difference between subtle riske, and crude. Just my opinion.
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#104 Stone in Shoe Bob

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 04:58 AM

Judging by your hover, I'd have to assume your a pivot man in a ****** ****. :devil:

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:29 AM

I apologize. Once again I've posted something that is left open for interpitation. Theres always someone who see's the worst. :rolleyes:

I'll assume that's the deal since I'm sure you have a decent hover.

Dean :lol:

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:35 AM

Oh I have lead a sheltered life, thank god for Urban Dictionary.



I went and read the definition there Sir. That is NOT the definition that I know. I can see why some would be offended. But that was not what I meant.

I meant that the persons hover was unstable because they can't stop they're hands from moving.


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Posted 30 May 2009 - 11:16 AM

I know Dean well, may have been a little tasteless but he indeed meant no harm... Post edited, onward ho. ;)

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#108 Dean750

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:08 PM

Thank you JB, sometimes I forget diversity can lead to miscommunications and misunderstandings.

Dean :blushing:

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:40 PM

Is it me, or are your lines on backwards?

The brakes built into the kite work better than the ground.

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 01:02 PM

Is it me, or are your lines on backwards?

The brakes built into the kite work better than the ground.

Dean


On the contrary, I think the ground does a bang up job stopping the kite! :w00t:

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:23 PM

On the contrary, I think the ground does a bang up job stopping the kite! :w00t:


OK my turn.

You said that kite had brakes and could fly backwards. So why did you land it like a lawn dart? :w00t:

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 04:30 AM

That's not bad for an amateur.

...or...

You fly pretty good for an amateur.

Edited by jsking, 31 May 2009 - 04:30 AM.

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#113 Dean750

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 09:41 AM

That's not bad for an amateur.


I swear someone said something like this here recently. :blushing: No real comeback for it considering the source. :lol:


Why do you use long handles? Compinsating for something? ;) (anything longer than 13")

After watching that demo, I think you could spice it up a little with a leatard or tue tue with all the prancing you do.
(Kinda aimed, then remembered that I might actually fall into the category minus the demo part. :blushing: )

It's funny, wether your driving or flying team, I feel the need to pray before and kiss the ground after.

WHEW!!! I thought you were going to make me look like a novice. Off day eh? :devil:

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 11:52 AM

To beat an old topic some more, I saw someone on this forum, or Kitelifes, where the new flyer had his girlfriends help getting it back up.
Is this an insult, or his recomendation? :huh:

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 12:41 PM

I don't know. I would think typically this would be a recomedation. :devil: It's always better to have help I would think.
Hope that wasn't too forward.

Dean B)

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 02:29 AM

I think I heard the best one from a Friend at the Wood...
"Oh Jay.. your just an alternate anyways" Ha Ha Ha :kid_smartass:

Good pne Steve... :kid_cheerful:

Edited by Jay Nunes, 01 June 2009 - 02:30 AM.

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 05:08 AM

I know this is slightly off topic but I felt the need to share.

I bought a deodorant stick today
I'd never used one before, so I read the instructions. They said :
'Remove top and slowly push up bottom'








I'm in Casualty at the moment, but my farts smell lovely!!!
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Posted 01 June 2009 - 05:32 AM

I bought a deodorant


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#119 Dean750

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 05:59 AM

I know this is slightly off topic but I felt the need to share.

I bought a deodorant stick today
I'd never used one before, so I read the instructions. They said :
'Remove top and slowly push up bottom'








I'm in Casualty at the moment, but my farts smell lovely!!!



I'm not touching this one. But thats the funniest thing I've seen on here in a LOOOOOONNNNGGGG time. :lol: Made my morning.
Sorry for your pride, but it could be worse.

Dean

Thank you Sir, good post to read first thing in the morning for a giggle.

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 09:19 AM

That is just............wrong. Funny, really skirting the fringes of family friendly.........made my morning. Thank You Bob......... :clap;
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