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#1 Scott_of_melnsct

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:03 AM

He's one flying line short of a set

He's team flying on 115s

He's so slow he got hit by the tram car

I'm not sure all his lines are the same length
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:11 AM

Hes got his rods on the front....
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:42 AM

One stick short of a frame. ;)

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:49 AM

One stick short of a frame. ;)

So Barry's insults would be:

A few stitches short of a full sail.

His/her venting is a little over done.

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 08:21 AM

So Barry's insults would be:

A few stitches short of a full sail.

His/her venting is a little over done.

How about, he's all venting and no sail :P

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 08:26 AM

"He's team flying on 115s"
Actually us jersey folk do this on a regular basis. BUT we are staggered ANT is on 115s, I am on 118s, and Rich is on 121s.
It always makes a great team fly!
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:01 AM

steve dont forget my 117s lol well i had 117s

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:52 AM

How about, he's all venting and no sail :P


Yep, that one's even better!! Actually, that one is great, I am going to steal it.

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:45 AM

You fly like Antman sober. :devil:
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 11:36 AM

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 12:14 PM

So, is that a birds nest or a bridal you got on that thing?

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 12:22 PM

You are such a Jeremy... :devil:

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 12:35 PM

You see what is wrong? It is missing two(three) lines!

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 12:48 PM

So, is that a birds nest or a bridal you got on that thing?


I love this one!

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 12:53 PM

"He's team flying on 115s"
Actually us jersey folk do this on a regular basis. BUT we are staggered ANT is on 115s, I am on 118s, and Rich is on 121s.
It always makes a great team fly!


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Posted 18 May 2009 - 01:05 PM

"He's team flying on 115s"
Actually us jersey folk do this on a regular basis. BUT we are staggered ANT is on 115s, I am on 118s, and Rich is on 121s.
It always makes a great team fly!



I think Alden was the first to realize that my 120s are actually 118s
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 01:06 PM

His stake pulled loose
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 03:35 PM

So, is that a birds nest or a bridal you got on that thing?


Watty, was that a Freudian slip? Bridal refers to things associated with a wedding ... is there something you're not telling us?

Cheers,
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 04:19 PM

i would have guessed that rawveeda would know my sober flying skills compaired to mr drunkin ones.. i still have my 119,s and im ready to do a drunki :wacko: n fly again this year
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 06:09 PM

i would have guessed that rawveeda would know my sober flying skills compaired to mr drunkin ones.. i still have my 119,s and im ready to do a drunki :wacko: n fly again this year


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