Revs and Relationships
#41
Posted 14 May 2008 - 09:33 AM
she has everything she needed except a whole forest full of insects to annoy her. It's not about the field or kites, it's about her comfort. You gotta' "sell it" a little bit.
#42
Posted 14 May 2008 - 11:04 AM
no way, you're the man of her dreams!
she has everything she needed except a whole forest full of insects to annoy her. It's not about the field or kites, it's about her comfort. You gotta' "sell it" a little bit.
Thought I might take the opportunity to gift the rest of the family their own personal Rev's and we can all fly into the sunset together... think sunset over the vineyards, crickets singing, Wine, cheese and bread waiting on the veranda, Rev's entwined in the clouds.....
Yeah right!
#43
Posted 14 May 2008 - 09:04 PM
guess which one I booked!!
Am I doomed??
Jonesey, Jonesey, Jonesey *shake head*. Dead Meat.

Knowledge: The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
#44
Posted 11 June 2008 - 05:19 AM
Having been written up in a few newspapers and local magazines from the midwest to the southeast including Southern Living the Carolina version regarding flying kites and how my Wife and I met.
To Sum up the lengthy story, First I've been flying kites for the second time since the late 80's. Was going to a Kite Festival in Wayne NE in the early 90's, a buddy who wanted to tag along was asking specifics of where to meet and Future Mrs. was walking by him while on the phone and invited herself along saying 'I Fly Kites'.
There was room in the car so...
1 year later at the Callaway Kite Flight I bought 2 Rev II's one for her (Blue and Pink) one for me (Blue)
5 years after first meeting at the same Kite Festival I proposed (5 years was probably due to the name of the festival, "Chicken Days")
Been Married since 2000 and had a little Kiteflier in Dec '06. Been going to festivals and flys as much as possible, slowed down with the little one a bit (he gets fussy and haven't figured out how to put him down for a nap on the field yet, any ideas?)
BTW, she did fly kites and she meant stunt kites. Her dad had a Hawaiian that he had difficulty getting into Saudi just before the Gulf War, luckily someone in line behind him at customs said the native term for 'Kite' while he was being forced to put it together.
So Kite relationships can work
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Jim
#45
Posted 07 August 2008 - 11:49 AM
August 21st is the day iQuad arrive in the UK for the summer festivals.... I along with Sailor am picking the boys up from the Airport and giving them a bed for the first night of their stay .... something has been niggling me about that date ..... you guessed it 15th Wedding Anniversary ... 15th isn't anything special right?? or maybe it could be 'carbon' or 'polyester' ...
Anyway I hope you iQuad boys know a few songs or double as a mariachi band in your spare time so that you can serenade Mrs Jones at her romantic dinner for 8 ... maybe I could have them appear out of a cake??
... Please send thoughts and suggestions to:
The doghouse
Little Underthumb
England
#46
Posted 07 August 2008 - 11:52 AM

Knowledge: The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
#47
Posted 07 August 2008 - 11:55 AM
You are definitely in trouble!
-Alden
#48
Posted 07 August 2008 - 11:59 AM
Ok here's a pickle which I might need a little help resolving ....
August 21st is the day iQuad arrive in the UK for the summer festivals........
you guessed it 15th Wedding Anniversary ...
Ooops major pickling for you Jonesey!
did you forget about *that* date when you made plans ?!
#49
Posted 07 August 2008 - 12:31 PM
One day of non sacrifice is due.
Why wouldn't bringing celebrities into the home for a chance meeting be a good thing?
#50
Posted 07 August 2008 - 12:33 PM
Dean
Last resort is to tell her to plan better next year so you don't screw up again. Men for the most part need an alarm clock depending on the time of year
#51
Posted 07 August 2008 - 12:46 PM
Ok here's a pickle which I might need a little help resolving ....
August 21st is the day iQuad arrive in the UK for the summer festivals.... I along with Sailor am picking the boys up from the Airport and giving them a bed for the first night of their stay .... something has been niggling me about that date ..... you guessed it 15th Wedding Anniversary ... 15th isn't anything special right?? or maybe it could be 'carbon' or 'polyester' ...
Anyway I hope you iQuad boys know a few songs or double as a mariachi band in your spare time so that you can serenade Mrs Jones at her romantic dinner for 8 ... maybe I could have them appear out of a cake??
... Please send thoughts and suggestions to:
Okay - so you're going to present her with a paid place on the iQuad clinic and say "and I've arranged for extra free time with the tutors...."
15th = crystal. Not particularly relevant. Shame I didn't know that last Thursday......
Good luck !!
#52
Posted 07 August 2008 - 12:57 PM
I've briefly met Mrs J15th = crystal. Not particularly relevant. Shame I didn't know that last Thursday......
But I'm not sure a Swarovski crystal-encrusted evening handbag would be enough to appease the situation!
They are more expensive than a Rev BTW!
#53
Posted 07 August 2008 - 01:01 PM
Ok here's a pickle which I might need a little help resolving ....
... Please send thoughts and suggestions to:
The doghouse
Little Underthumb
England
Howzabout you and the boys do a heart formation in your backyard, and the number "15" if you have enough fliers???? Surely that will melt your Lady.
Rev Themed Ts & Goodies: http://www.zazzle.com/LeshockArts
Aerostakes /Art & Design: http://www.leshockarts.com/
Rev Galleries: http://www.revkites....=user&user=1408
Flickr Pics: http://www.flickr.co...s/16896184@N05/
#54
Posted 07 August 2008 - 01:02 PM
No, may still not be enought actually

Knowledge: The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
#55
Posted 07 August 2008 - 01:03 PM
diamonds are a girls best friend, what ever the aniversary. May do the trick.
Ohhhhhh but that sure helps! ;D
Rev Themed Ts & Goodies: http://www.zazzle.com/LeshockArts
Aerostakes /Art & Design: http://www.leshockarts.com/
Rev Galleries: http://www.revkites....=user&user=1408
Flickr Pics: http://www.flickr.co...s/16896184@N05/
#56
Posted 07 August 2008 - 01:04 PM
Dean
#57
Posted 07 August 2008 - 01:32 PM
I quite like the idea of signing her up for the iQuad clinic ... she was flying my 'Eyes' tonight rather well so there's hope ... maybe that combined with a little jewellery (I assume crystal is correct
Anyway cant stop ... I have to get back to the washing up before I start on the foot rub
#58
Posted 07 August 2008 - 09:43 PM
Anyway, she managed to get the judge to serve the papers on me on the boat by email. As I recall we celebrated with a small can of warm beer and some peanuts. The thing is this jonesey. I didn't know it was going to happen until it did either

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#59
Posted 08 August 2008 - 12:34 AM
the first time I got dragged away by a boat for a serious amount of time my wife wasn't very impressed. Can't blame her really, it was 10 months and I was not really kicking and screaming as I went.
Anyway, she managed to get the judge to serve the papers on me on the boat by email. As I recall we celebrated with a small can of warm beer and some peanuts. The thing is this jonesey. I didn't know it was going to happen until it did either
The first Mrs Jones was a Lawyer so I feel your pain
I am pleased to confirm the current Mrs Jones is going to be joining us on at least the first day of the Portsmouth clinic ... I expect you all to be on your best behaviour .. except you Sailor, it would be just too unbelievable if you behaved yourself
#60
Posted 08 August 2008 - 12:37 AM
"Good morning Mrs. Jones
Thank you for your email.
The members we have in your area are:-
Contract Killers, telephone 02392 717765 or 07779 013509 "
Fortunately on further investigation it appears they are a pest control company that are coming to rid us of a wasp nest ... Phew
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